if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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