i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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