I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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