is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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