Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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