Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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