Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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