ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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