is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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