STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.