yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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