Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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