i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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