so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this just has baby written all over it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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