walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
