we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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