Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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