Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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