He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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