Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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