so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just want nice things and good sex
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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