people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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