i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
soo... how was my night?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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