so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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