I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
