i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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