the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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