She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My bed smells like the plague
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
