I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's shark week go big or go home
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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