do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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