Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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