I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
