Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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