her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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