He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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