no. you can't hotbox the world.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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