operation harelip BJ is a go
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
