so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
