I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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