Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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