Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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