OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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