It's Friday. Sex?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
smell my finger.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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