I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
