butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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