I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had sex on a dog bed..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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