And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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