Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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