S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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