maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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