champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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