Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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