That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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