I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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