I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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